Alternative CPR

Legendary Aussie Band MEN AT WORK Targeted by Music Troll

Insane judge rewards gluttonous scumbag.

But can she make a sandwich?

Dictionary Too Sexy for Grade-Schoolers

Grade-schoolers learn sexy words on the street corner instead.

Bug Consciousness

How much consciousness must one have in order to be granted “rights”? 

Excuse me, but you have an alien in your nose.

Nostril-probing for aliens sure beats aliens anal-probing.

Cindy McCain in Favor of Recognizing Homosexuals as People

Sane Mrs. McCain

Colin Newman; The Residents; Vinnie-P

Jesus Guns

US military uses rifles marked with Bible codes.

Dolphins Are People Too!

Dolphins, like non-human primates, are starting to gain “people rights.”