8 Comments

1. 

   cymast

    /  February 4, 2010

   I looked at the company’s website. Skip it if you’ve just eaten, or are planning to eat.

2. 

   acilius

    /  February 4, 2010

   Skip it I will, then.

3. 

   acilius

    /  February 5, 2010

   “Would she keep the last name “True Companion,” or could we hyphenate?”

4. 

   cymast

    /  February 5, 2010

   I suppose that would be up to Roxxxy. Or YOU could change YOUR last name to “True Companion.” That would be the ultimate gesture of devotion!

5. 

   acilius

    /  February 5, 2010

   I suppose he could. I wonder if Roxxxy will compete with those Japanese body pillows.

6. 

   cymast

    /  February 5, 2010

   Those Japanese body pillows have nothing on Roxxxy:

   “All three ‘inputs’ can be used in any way you want to use them! It is up to your imagination!”

   “She even has an orgasm!”

   “We have a cleaning kit which takes care of any messes that may occur.”

7. 

   acilius

    /  February 8, 2010

   The ultimate putdown- Slate compares Roxxxy to the Segway.
   http://www.slate.com/id/2243580/

8. 

   cymast

    /  February 9, 2010

   HA! Segways. I remember all the pre-debut hype: IT is coming. IT will be here soon. IT will change everything. What is IT? I remember clicking away online trying to find insider info on IT. And then Segway appeared and I gradually forgot about IT, thinking all the IT hype was a bogus campaign for a nonexistent invention. Then years later, I got to thinking about the IT campaign again, clicked away online again, and discovered IT was Segway. So you got mall cops on Segways over there? Got ’em here.