But can she make a sandwich?

Advertisements

8 Comments

  1. cymast

     /  February 4, 2010

    I looked at the company’s website. Skip it if you’ve just eaten, or are planning to eat.

  2. acilius

     /  February 4, 2010

    Skip it I will, then.

  3. acilius

     /  February 5, 2010

    “Would she keep the last name “True Companion,” or could we hyphenate?”

  4. cymast

     /  February 5, 2010

    I suppose that would be up to Roxxxy. Or YOU could change YOUR last name to “True Companion.” That would be the ultimate gesture of devotion!

  5. acilius

     /  February 5, 2010

    I suppose he could. I wonder if Roxxxy will compete with those Japanese body pillows.

  6. cymast

     /  February 5, 2010

    Those Japanese body pillows have nothing on Roxxxy:

    “All three ‘inputs’ can be used in any way you want to use them! It is up to your imagination!”

    “She even has an orgasm!”

    “We have a cleaning kit which takes care of any messes that may occur.”

  7. acilius

     /  February 8, 2010

    The ultimate putdown- Slate compares Roxxxy to the Segway.
    http://www.slate.com/id/2243580/

  8. cymast

     /  February 9, 2010

    HA! Segways. I remember all the pre-debut hype: IT is coming. IT will be here soon. IT will change everything. What is IT? I remember clicking away online trying to find insider info on IT. And then Segway appeared and I gradually forgot about IT, thinking all the IT hype was a bogus campaign for a nonexistent invention. Then years later, I got to thinking about the IT campaign again, clicked away online again, and discovered IT was Segway. So you got mall cops on Segways over there? Got ’em here.

%d bloggers like this: