If you’re in the mood for some cute shit, click here:
If you can get over the whole cutesy aspect of the thing,
you realize you’ve discovered the answer to the question:
What happens to people who don’t have 24/7 access to a channel
specializing in trashy films like ‘The Patriot’ starring Mel Gibson.
And the answer, of course, is that they turn to religion as a convenient
pretext for playing silly-ass little games with (if not destroying)
other people’s lives…and then congratulating
themselves for their own piety! Look, goddammit:
Jacking your dick to images of Mel Gibson’s long musket makes you a
disgusting pervert. But it’s not reprehensible like making a fifty-some-year-old
woman submit to a series of lashes for essentially no reason except she was
stupid enough to come to your country and try to help educate small children.