How to avoid becoming a “faceless, slinking thing”

If only Robert A. Taft were still alive...

The March issue of The American Conservative notices a reissue of Russell Kirk’s The Political Principles of Robert A. Taft.  Taft, long the Republican Party’s leader in the US Senate, opposed US entry into the Second World War; that was a common position on the American Right before 7 December 1941.  Unlike many of the conservatives who had been reluctant to commit the USA to war with Germany, Taft continued to resist the creation of a militarized superstate after America’s would-be warlords shifted their attentions from the defeated Germany to the insurgent Communist powers.  

Taft never accepted the premises of the Cold War.  He led opposition to the formation of NATO, faulted President Truman for ignoring the Constitution and sending US troops into the Korean War without congressional authorization, argued against the doctrine of “collective security,” demanded reductions in military spending, and in 1950 braved widespread derision to predict that if the US continued the interventionist policies of the day, American troops might someday be sent to war in some preposterous place like Vietnam.  Not even Taft would dare to incite the laughter that would greet a warning that Americans might someday be sent to make war in Afghanistan. 

When Taft died, the New Bedford, Massachusetts Standard Times said that he had left a void that the Republican Party would never fill.  While there might still be a political group under that name for many years to come, it was destined to be a “faceless, slinking thing” for want of a man like Senator Taft.  I don’t suppose we can call today’s Republicans “faceless,” and their spokesmen are more likely to strut and preen than to slink, at least when the cameras are on them.  But their unfailing support of ever-larger military budgets and an ever-wider scope of authority for the government headquartered in Washington DC would have struck Taft and his coevals as the very opposite of conservative. 

You might think that cultivating a cheerful outlook and making a consistent effort to show that cheerfulness would be a sure way to avoid becoming a “faceless, slinking thing.”  But depending on what brings you to those habits, they may have the opposite effect.  Self-declared misanthrope Florence King reviews Barbara Ehrenreich’s Bright-Sided: How the Relentless Promotion of Positive Thinking Has Undermined America.   King begins with Ehrenreich’s description of her time as a breast-cancer patient, a time spent in a world slathered with pink and buried under teddy bears.  While breast-cancer professionals may intend to create a space where women can feel free to let go of burdens that might get in the way of their healing, what they have actually brought about suggests to Ehrenreich and to King not a liberation from troubles, but an exile from adult womanhood.  Relentless cutesiness infantilizes women, while “The emphasis placed on industrial-strength cheerfulness also [leads] to victim-blaming… and self-punishing guilt… Ehrenreich soon discovered that ‘dissent is a form of treason.’  One day she posted hers on an online message board and heard back ‘You need to run, not walk, to some counseling.'”  It wasn’t enough she had to be in medical treatment to be freed of cancer, she was also supposed to go into psychological treatment to be brought into conformity with the prescribed attitudes.  

When a person is diagnosed with a major disease, the number and variety of people who wield power over that person often increases dramatically.  Suddenly, one is dependent on the good conduct of health-care professionals and the goodwill of friends and relatives.  Such an experience of subjection can be quite demoralizing all by itself.  Added to the suffering and weakness that disease inflicts on the body, this subjection might be enough to teast any person’s mettle.  If one’s new masters use their power to force one to display cheerfulness amid the agonies of disease, one might well be stripped of one’s dignity, and feel like a “faceless, slinking thing.” 

I suppose people who wield power might themselves become “faceless, slinking things.”  That was the point the New Bedford editorialist was making about the post-Taft Republican Party, that under the leadership of Dwight Eisenhower that party had come to echo the Democrats’ will to make war abroad and centralize authority at home.  Traditional conservatives had traded their principled opposition to statism, and with it their dignity, for a chance to play the role of Caesar in the new drama of empire.  One statesman who seems to have thought along lines that Senator Taft might have favored was George Ball, who was undersecretary of state in the Kennedy and Johnson administrations.  A piece in this issue carries the subhed “From Vietnam to Palestine, George Ball got it right.”  Taft and Taftians may well have thought Ball was right, but did he escape the fate of becoming a “faceless, slinking thing”?  This question haunts the piece.   

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Legendary Aussie Band MEN AT WORK Targeted by Music Troll

Insane judge rewards gluttonous scumbag.

But can she make a sandwich?

Ukulele Video of the Year 2009

At his great blog Ukulele Hunt, FotB Al Wood is running a contest for Ukulele Video of the Year 2009.  Today he posted the ten finalists:

Ukulollo – Ravel’s Bolero
Ukulelezo – Looking Down the Barrel of a Gun
uke3453 – ma-i-na-ku-ma-na
U900 – Diamond Head
tUnE-YaRdS – Hatari
Dent May – Love Song 2009
Sophie Madeleine – Take Your Love With Me
John King and James Hill – Larry O’Gaff
Todd Baio (doogey9) – I’m a Uke-aholic
Mr B the Gentleman Rhymer – Chap Hop History

I posted my five nominees earlier.  None of the videos I nominated made the cut (>sniff<) though I did nominate Ukulelezo for a different performance.   Here are a few that didn’t make either list, but that I hope aren’t forgotten:

The Bobby McGees, We Never Sleep/ Go, Tiger, Go!  If you were to quantify the amount of joy this video expresses and divide it by the resources that went into making it, you’d probably find it was the most economical thing posted on YouTube all year.   

Rocky and Balls, I Heart You Online.  Also very joyous, and sweet. 

Herman Vandecauter, The Nightingale.  Shows that the ukulele and the lute have a lot in common. 

Arborea, Beirut.  A haunting little tune.  I’m big on “haunting.” 

U900, Walk Don’t Run

Dictionary Too Sexy for Grade-Schoolers

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Grade-schoolers learn sexy words on the street corner instead.

Six More Weeks of Winter

Punxsutawney Phil, right, is held by Ben Hughes after emerging from his burrow

He saw his shadow. BOO HOO.  I never knew exactly where the tradition comes from.  Here it is. 

German tradition holds that if a hibernating animal sees its shadow on Feb. 2 — the Christian holiday of Candlemas — winter will last another six weeks. If no shadow is seen, legend says spring will come early”.

Bug Consciousness

How much consciousness must one have in order to be granted “rights”? 

Funny Times, February 2010

Bruce Cameron tackles that hardy perennial of comedy, English cookery.  His funniest line: “Or how about my friend’s bottle of ‘brown sauce’?  Only the Brits would think ‘brown’ was a flavor.”  Suggests a whole nation of synesthesiacs

Jon Winokur’s “Curmudgeon” collects remarks about the afterlife.  A. Whitney Brown (someday he hopes to be the Whitney Brown) has said that “At an early age I decided that living a life of pious misery in the hope of going to heaven when it’s over is a lot like keeping your eyes shut all through a movie in the hopes of getting your money back at the end.”  Susan Ertz noted that “Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.”  Heinrich Heine must have enjoyed his life immensely; his view was that “It must require an inordinate share of vanity and presumption, too, after enjoying so much that is good and beautiful here on earth, to ask the Lord for immortality in addition to it all.” 

Andy Borowitz seems to be unhappy with the direction the health-care debate in the US Congress is taking.  He tells us that, under “CompromiseCare,” “people with no coverage will be allowed to keep their current plan”; “Medicare will be extended to 55 year olds as soon as they turn 65”; “A patient will be considered ‘pre-existing’ if he or she exists”; and “Patients will have access to natural remedies, such as death.”     

Lenore Skenazy ran a contest for updated nursery rhymes; of the entries she prints here, my favorite is from Patty Vespereny of Saint Louis, Missouri:

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, eating her curds and whey.

Along came a spider and sat down beside her and discussed his lactose intolerance all day.