Imagine Papal Forgiveness

One more step toward peace, tolerance, understanding, and delusional, hypocritical, self-aggrandizing, pompous-assness.

What elicits the most papal scorn?:

1. Saying “I’m more popular than Jesus.”

2. Saying “I’m more popular than God.”

3. Saying “I’m more popular than Thor and Zeus COMBINED.”

4. Live-saving and poverty-preventing contraception.

5. Raping little boys.

hint: It’s not #5.