Imagine Papal Forgiveness

One more step toward peace, tolerance, understanding, and delusional, hypocritical, self-aggrandizing, pompous-assness.

What elicits the most papal scorn?:

1. Saying “I’m more popular than Jesus.”

2. Saying “I’m more popular than God.”

3. Saying “I’m more popular than Thor and Zeus COMBINED.”

4. Live-saving and poverty-preventing contraception.

5. Raping little boys.

hint: It’s not #5.

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  1. lefalcon

     /  November 23, 2008

    An alien once stole Thor’s hammer and thereby gained his powers and costume.

  2. cymast

     /  November 23, 2008

    What movie was that?

  3. lefalcon

     /  November 23, 2008

    It happened in the Marvel Comics “Thor” series, back in the ’80’s. But there is a “Thor” movie projected for 2010.

    This can only mean that Thor’s prominence and popularity will radically peak over the next two years, making statement 3 increasingly scandalous, outrageous, and yes: risky. And it’s hard to determine what the little dark Satan guinea pig would have to say about all this, provided he’s not yet been roasted and gobbled up by a certain “Thunder Lad” of most V-oracious tendencies…

  4. cymast

     /  November 23, 2008

    I met a “Thor” once. Well, I didn’t actually meet him, I drew him naked. I wasn’t naked- he was. Well, he wasn’t actually naked, he was wearing a Speedo. It was at the Church of God college, after all.

    We have a Guinea Pig-eater in our midst?

  5. acilius

     /  November 24, 2008

    The only guy named “Thor” I ever met was someone I ran into at an antiwar rally in January 1991, on the first day of Operation Desert Storm. I rememembered him because it’s an incongruous name for a pacifist.

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