As Jesus said, the most important thing in any crisis is to be the first to use it to own people on the internet

— Cranky Federalist (@CrankyFed) March 28, 2023

My sister became a vegetarian about 5 years ago and she’s really changed. It’s like I’ve never seen herbivore

— Marisa! (@mindofmarisa) February 11, 2021

Ten years ago, @MattBruenig coined a term for another essential componenthttps://t.co/IJHa3ZwJaF

— Alice from 2019 (@AliceFromQueens) March 16, 2023

Why Read The Bible In Hebrew?

Let's talk about one of the most iconic villains in world history—the Serpent from the Book of Genesis.

Why exactly was the Serpent out to get Adam and Eve?

A thread (for non-Hebrew readers too!) 🧵 1 pic.twitter.com/m56Oq50WK6

— Ari Lamm (@AriLamm) February 3, 2023

You can tell a lot about the priorities of a culture by how much of their language is built around different concepts. The English, for example, have infinity words for numbers

— 고모 Gamer Abby Denton (@mizabitha) April 2, 2021

I am in Target. I am trying to buy a photo album. I asked where they might be. Worker did not know what a photo album was. I said it was a place to keep pictures. He sent me to the tech aisle. He assumed I wanted memory to store more pictures on my phone. I am 1 billion years old

— Monica Hesse (@MonicaHesse) March 29, 2023

Judge: I order you to pay $10,000

Mario: Why?

Judge: It’s a fine.

Mario: No itsa not.

— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) December 17, 2019