Colin Newman; The Residents; Vinnie-P

Some connections

How do you pronounce "deeaaaaaaad"?

“Gay Teen Worried He Might be Christian” [The Onion, via Roger Hollander]

Cliff Clavin’s role in the Massachusetts Senate race; or, hold it right there, Doy-enne- it’s a little known fact that some of America’s greatest senators have been naked guys

A novelty Periodic Table lists common uses for particular elements.  Included are such valuable services as being a component of radioactive waste.  Hey, that’s better than anything Senator Naked (R-Massachusetts) is likely to do.  [haha.nu]

Some of Max Fleischer’s early avant-garde animation [Liza Cowan]

Lucy Knisley remembers bottle-base sidewalks.  I remember them too, but Google doesn’t seem to, at least not under that name. 

Conan O’Brien’s Funniest Show [The New York Times, via Steve Sailer]

Left-wing college professors

From yesterday’s New York Times:

First paragraph:

The overwhelmingly liberal tilt of university professors has been explained by everything from outright bias to higher I.Q. scores. Now new research suggests that critics may have been asking the wrong question. Instead of looking at why most professors are liberal, they should ask why so many liberals — and so few conservatives — want to be professors.

Last paragraph:

To Mr. Gross, accusations by conservatives of bias and student brainwashing are self-defeating. “The irony is that the more conservatives complain about academia’s liberalism,” he said, “the more likely it’s going to remain a bastion of liberalism.”

As someone who’s spent the last 25 years on and around US college campuses, what strikes me about the political views of American professors is not their leftward tilt, but their fundamental unseriousness.  Their opinions are consistent only in their conformity to campus fashions.  So if a shop near the school starts selling Fair Trade coffee, it can count on good business from faculty who want to show their support for the rights of coffee growers in Latin America.  Meanwhile, graduate assistants who want to unionize will get a chilly reception from every quarter, and faculty members who express an interest in organizing their colleagues into unions and demanding the right of collective bargaining will invariably be branded as kooks and malcontents.  It’s simply impossible for me to listen to a left-wing rant from a colleague and not translate it into the right-wing rant that same colleague would be delivering in a setting where the fashions were reversed. 

Depressing as this conformism is, I wouldn’t really expect anything different.  The average tenure-track faculty member in the USA puts in something like 70 hours a week working at a job that involves little or no contact with the political system.  In the years between entering grad school and receiving tenure, an American academic walks a tightrope that might at any point send all of that work down the drain and him or her out to start a new career from scratch.  So it would be strange if a large percentage of US professors found time to form and voice their own, possibly unfashionable, political opinions.  Academics are much likelier to collect the reward of their labors if they reliably voice agreement with the prevailing opinions, perhaps vying with each other to be the one who expresses those opinions in the most memorable words. 

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Jesus Guns

smilepolitely.com

US military uses rifles marked with Bible codes.

Martin Luther King had a mustache, therefore Zoe likes him

Look for MLK at 1:31 in this video.

(I embedded the video previously, but not for MLK Day.)

Martin Luther King makes a funny

A 35 second clip from a 1968 installment of the Tonight Show.

The guest host was Harry Belafonte, who talks about the interview here.

“Why I Am Opposed to the War in Vietnam,” by Martin Luther King, Jr

No moving picture, but extremely moving words.  A 1967 speech doesn’t have any business being so relevant to the events of 2010.  The “demonic destruction tool” Dr King describes from about the 5 minute mark on is still operating quite smoothly.   

30 April 1967

Here’s a transcript.

Dolphins Are People Too!

allmoviephoto.com

Dolphins, like non-human primates, are starting to gain “people rights.”

Alternative Searching

magicalyug.com

Find the name and artist of a song by singing it.

Find a copy of an image on the web.

Some recent ukulele videos from YouTube

Since Al Wood started his extended Christmas break and put Ukulele Hunt on hiatus, some of us have been suffering withdrawal pains.  As a tribute to his Saturday UkeTube selections and in anticipation of his return next week, here are few videos I’ve been listening to lately.

What Do I Gotta Do, by Jeremiah Camacho

Under the Covers, by Kate Sloan  

Vangelis’ Missing, played by Ken Middleton

Tamacun, played by Brittni Paiva

Lilli Marleen, played by Bernd Dombrowski

The Cure’s “Friday I’m in Love,” performed by Najmah

Staten Island Slide, played by the Slavic Inferno 

Lauren O’Connell’s Sweet Lament, performed by Neva Keuroglian

My Blue Heaven, played by L. Strachey (aka ReyalpEleluku)

Deja Vu Date,” by Miss Zooey

By the Sleepy Lagoon,” arranged for ukulele and performed by Martin Wheatley