More funny math

Thanks to haha.nu for this silly, yet clever, “solution.” funny-math

Three Nines Clock

This product has been on the market for a while now, but it’s still worth a look.  Evidently the Triple Nine Society, a high IQ club, had something to do with it; that’s their logo in the center.  If you are confused by 7:00, Wikipedia will explain it to you. three-nines-clock

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I had a dream that I was attending a special advance-preview screening of a new version (or “special edition”) of
_Sophie’s Choice_.  Richard Dreyfuss was on hand to introduce the film and make a few comments, which was
wholly appropriate, given that he had written, directed, produced, and starred in it.  It was freakishly long, like five or six hours,richard-dreyfuss1and seemed to focus almost exclusively on Dreyfuss himself, with hardly any spoken dialogue or scenes in which he
was not the direct focal point.  It was only after the closing credits began to roll that I noticed that nothing from the
original – characters, plotline, even basic premise – were in any way represented or even intimated in Dreyfuss’s version.
In short, Dreyfuss’s “version,” if it could even be called that, had essentially no commonality or point of contact with
the 1982 effort or Styron’s novel.  It was a completely freestanding work that shared nothing with the earlier movie and book
except the title.  What is more, it was the most blatant vanity project imaginable:  Dreyfuss had simply paid someone to take
footage with a handheld camera, as he sat in his living room and rambled endlessly about mundane topics from his personal life
in which nobody but Dreyfuss himself could possibly have been interested.  Yet the work was being treated as high art,
as a watershed moment in the history of cinematic form.

Ukulelehunt Announces Video Contest Winner

I posted earlier about Ukulelehunt’s “Ukulele Video of the Year 2008 Contest.”  Now, the results are in.  Here’s the winner.   It wasn’t my choice, but I must admit it is brilliant.

A letter to various officials

On Saturday, 24 January, I sent letters to President Obama and my other elected representatives in Washington about the case of Harry Nicolaides.   Below is the text of the letter to Mr. O.  I sent slightly modified versions of the same letter to the other officials.   

Dear Mr. President:

 

Several weeks ago, I read a magazine article by Australian writer Harry Nicolaides.  Mr. Nicolaides reported from Tachilek, a town in Burma located only about 50 meters from the Thai border.  Originally published in an Australian magazine called Eureka on 29 July 2008, the article claimed that child pornography was openly sold in Tachilek.  Mr. Nicolaides claimed to have evidence of videos sold there depicting the binding, rape, and torture of thousands of children aged 4-12 years, most of them apparently produced in Europe or North America, the rest in Cambodia and other Asian countries.  Mr. Nicolaides claims that men from Europe and North America cross the border freely, never searched by Thai or Burmese police.  The article is available online at: http://www.eurekastreet.com.au/article.aspx?aeid=8264.  

 

I saw Mr. Nicolaides’ name in the news again today.  Thai authorities arrested him late in August, four weeks after the publication of his article about Tachilek.  The charge against him was that a novel he had published in 2005 contained a paragraph that might be construed to refer to Thailand’s Crown Prince and to constitute lese-majeste.  This past Monday, a Thai court sentenced Mr. Nicolaides to three years in prison. 

 

It strikes me that Mr. Nicolaides’ article about Tachilek, if true, constitutes a valuable service.  One might hope that the Thai authorities would be grateful to be alerted to the existence of this trade and for the opportunity to stamp it out.  Certainly the citizens of the countries where the videos are produced owe Mr. Nicolaides a debt of gratitude.   Perhaps the court that sentenced Mr. Nicolaides was not at liberty to take this service into account.  In view of the international dimension of the Tachilek question, might the Thai ambassador to the United States have occasion to put in a word with the king? 

 

Thank you for your kind attention to this matter. 

 

Yours truly,

Statistically Significant

Thanks to Language Log for this comic strip:

boyfriend

You’ll not see nothing

Ever since cymast posted a video of Melanie’s “Candles in the Rain,” this somewhat similar song has been running through my head.  So I decided to let it run out here.

No Touchdown, No Fumble

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Obama’s Nuclear Football

Comics With Problems

 

Yikes!

Yikes!

Thanks to BoingBoing for linking to this online repository of unusual comic books.

Gigapan Inauguration

Thanks to Alison Bechdel for linking to this Gigapan photo of Mr O giving his inaugural address.  She asks you to look for Yo Yo Ma taking a picture with his cellphone- I’ll ask you to look for Clarence Thomas taking a nap.  To be honest, I’d never heard of Gigapan before- it’s fascinating.