The Atlantic Monthly, January/ February 2008

The Atlantic has been heavy with neoconservative politics for several years now, and this issue is no exception.  The chief criterion the magazine uses in evaluating any political institution or proposal seems to be the degree to which it is compatible with control of affairs from Washington, DC.  If a system increases Washington’s power, it is good, if it restricts Washington’s power, it is bad. 

The cover story, “After Iraq,” spouts fantasies of partition, not only of Iraq, but of most middle eastern states.  A middle east redivided along ethnic lines will respond more predictably to initiatives from Washington than will a group of states, each of which must balance the interests of a melange of groups. 

In “First, kill all the school boards,” Matt Miller asserts that American education policy must be brought under federal control, a claim supported by arguments showing that only if the schools are controlled from Washington will Washington control the schools.  Our current system of “radical localism” presents us with these problems: “No way to know how children are doing”; “stunted R & D”; “incompetent school boards and unions”; “financial inequity.”  “No way to know how children are doing”- no way for whom to know?  How they are doing what?  No way for Washington to know how well they are doing what Washington wishes.  That local communities might have distinctive characteristics, that what children need to be able to do might depend on the local community of which they are a part, that their parents and other adults who live in those communities might know what’s best for their own children- these ideas are not mentioned.  “Stunted R & D”- that educational research will produce one set of ideas which are right for all schools everywhere is simply taken as a maxim.  That these ideas should be developed under central control is also taken as a self-evident truth.  “Incompetent school boards and unions”- this needs to be disambiguated.  At first blush, it looks like Miller might be complaining about “incompetent school boards and incompetent unions.”  However, he is actually attacking two targets- “incompetent school boards” and “unions.”  His complaint about the teachers’ unions is that they are all too competent and outgun the school boards.  Again, Miller simply assumes that an administration based in Washington would be competent.  “Financial inequity”- to be sure, there are huge financial disparities between districts.   This is certainly the weak point of any system of local control, and the selling point of any authoritarian proposal.  Strangely, it is also the point on which Miller spends the least time.      

The further the magazine gets from politics, the better it is.  An article on river surfing in Munich will catch anyone’s imagination.  Two television reviews, Caitlin Flanagan on the greatness of the Today show,  the obsolescence of the nightly news, and the fall of Katie Couric, and Mark Bowden on David Simon of The Wire, made me want to turn the set on.  A review essay by Virginia Postrel about the history of typefaces led me to bookmark www.myfonts.com – not that i’m really going to pay $12 to be able to type an authentic-looking Old West wanted poster, but she does bring out a real fascination in the art form.

Bow Tie of the Week

Via www.beautiesltd.com:

Quindecim

The austerity of height

“The austerity of height shamed back the vulgar baggage of our cares. In the place of consequence it set freedom, power to be alone, to slip the escort of our manufactured selves; a rest and forgetfulness of the chains of being.”

-T.E. Lawrence

Waterfall by Hokusai

The Hell Is “Qat” ?

Is Qat something like Khat or Quat? Isn’t that a drug ingested for a stimulant effect?

If no one knows from first hand knowledge, maybe we can look it up!

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Indiana makes Slate.com!

A former US Solicitor General teams up with a guy named Srinivas to show that Indiana’s voting regulations make no sense. 

http://www.slate.com/id/2181573/

Farting 2008: Qualitative, Global, Rising?

There is little doubt that continued research around issues of flatus is poised to bear unusually productive fruit in the newly-sprung year. From the Bilbao School’s creeping renaissance in statistical modeling to the sharp blasts of iconoclastic reappraisal of sheer number crunching from Russian sources, the internationalization of interest in the field is no longer at all subtle. Moreover, this broadening of input, far from being a deadly influence, has accompanied a distinct bloating in subscriber numbers of previously obscure mailing lists like Smelt Quarterly, Analytical Perspectives on Aromas, and the more mainstream yet well-credentialed WAFT. The variety and quality of ripe, fresh voices in the discipline may include some that are perceived as barking or droning, certainly. This review of completed (and momentarily held back) releases in the literature of “farting” attempts to show, regardless, that a cacophony of production is precisely the motivation needed to bring fresh air to a scholarly community often prone to excessive restraint.

Extreme Decision 2008 – Primaries

So what about the candidates?

Not an attempt to persuade, rather an unhelpful blathering of dropped from a helicopter on a snowboard-, restauranteur pioneer of Pripyat, Ukraine-style observations of their current standing. In other words, more of what you see on TV, only bloggy-style:

  • Obama: Speaks very well, in line with values of many, yet enough folks are still too prejudiced and others are secretly afraid he won’t stand up against a Republican monster.
  • Biden: Oh, please! This is where I put the expression “jacking your dick” because it belongs somewhere.
  • Edwards: Doesn’t inspire enough passion. He articulates many things people want done but no one believes he can get them done.
  • Richardson: Seems like he’d be a solid cabinet member once Clinton wins.
  • Kucinich: Another place, another time…
  • Clinton: Tremendous lead among mainstream and corporate interests. Not offensive enough to drive off everyone else who’s pissed and demands change.
  • Paul: Attacked viciously because he loudly proclaims the popular will on major issues. Can’t have that! Very good chance he’ll be a 3rd party spoiler and screw everything up for the Democrats.
  • Giuliani: Charisma and bald confidence will get you a lot of places (see Bush Jr.) but there’s plenty more mud headed his way. Not acceptable to the loud minorities of Republicans, too vulnerable on too much.
  • Romney: 3-way furball between these last. Slip-ups will dog Romney and prejudice will play a role here, probably wrongly. (There are a lot of bizarre Christians who are decent people in their private lives and who insist on screwing up the private lives of others, he doesn’t deserve singling out for those qualities)
  • Huckabee: The kind of unkind conservative Republicans love. McCain’s biggest competition from the values voters. Could make it.
  • McCain: Momentum will build when the media realizes all that hugging with Bush means “Old Freaky” has plenty of support where he needs it. The aroma of a “comeback” story will be intoxicating. A survivor, a veteran, and a dirk-carrying operator with the best chance.

Cute Shit

If you’re in the mood for some cute shit, click here:

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/11/27/world/africa/27sudan.html?ex=1354078800&en=5f8e3611aef1e55c&ei=5088&partner=rssnyt&emc=rss

If you can get over the whole cutesy aspect of the thing,

you realize you’ve discovered the answer to the question:

What happens to people who don’t have 24/7 access to a channel

specializing in trashy films like ‘The Patriot’ starring Mel Gibson.

And the answer, of course, is that they turn to religion as a convenient

pretext for playing silly-ass little games with (if not destroying)

other people’s lives…and then congratulating

themselves for their own piety!  Look, goddammit:

Jacking your dick to images of Mel Gibson’s long musket makes you a

disgusting pervert.  But it’s not reprehensible like making a fifty-some-year-old

woman submit to a series of lashes for essentially no reason except she was

stupid enough to come to your country and try to help educate small children.

Crackpot Realism

Via antiwar.com:

In 1958, the New Left sociologist C. Wright Mills made a seminal contribution to political science in his book The Causes of World War Three by introducing the concept of “crackpot realism.” He applied the notion specifically to the intellectual outlook of top government officials, especially the ones known as the “serious people,” who have proven their capacity for dealing with important practical affairs by, say, managing a giant corporation, such as Halliburton or G. D. Searle, or a huge educational institution, such as Texas A&M University or the University of Chicago Graduate School of Business.

Mills’s key insight was that although such people have indeed been movers and shakers, they have moved and shaken within such a constricted milieu of experience and training that in most respects they are fools. Despite having developed supreme confidence in their own judgment and a corresponding contempt for other people’s views, they are astonishingly ignorant of many workaday aspects of the world and bewildered in the face of unexpected difficulties. As government leaders responsible for matters of war and peace, they have a tendency to paint themselves into corners of their own making and, then, seeing no way out, to conclude that their only escape lies in dropping bombs on somebody. As Mills observed, “instead of the unknown fear, the anxiety without end, some men of the higher circles prefer the simplification of known catastrophe.”

From Robert Higgs (a crackpot himself, but one who was capable of writing a good column) at http://www.lewrockwell.com/higgs/higgs68.html

The American Conservative, 5 November 2007

A particularly good issue of this always-surprising publication.

The cover story, “The myth of the oil weapon,” explains why the market is a better guarantor of a steady flow of oil to western states than military force could ever be.  “Secular Fundamentalists” offers a pitying account of a recent convention of atheists.  “The Creativity Conceit” picks up one of the magazine’s recurring themes, that Americans have no inherent advantage over people of other nationalities in intellectual work and that research and development operations are likelier to follow production facilities than production facilities are to rise up as a consequence of a concentration of R & D shops.  “There’s something about Barry” describes recent attempts by advocates of every possible shade of American political opinion to claim the late Barry Goldwater as a precursor, then argues that he was essentially a man of his time, not a prophet of any current movement.  Elsewhere in the issue, Pat Buchanan points out that Rudolph Giuliani disagrees with him on every political issue of the day; Daniel Larison argues that our government can be honest about the Armenian genocide of 1915 only if we are willing to end our alliance with Turkey, which is to say, if we are willing to renounce our single most important startegic asset in the middle east; Philip Giraldi reports on a belief, apparently widespread among his former co-workers at the CIA, that Dick Cheney is directing the US government from an underground command post attached to his house; John Laughland says nice things about Vladimir Putin; Ted Galen Carpenter analyzes the misunderstandings among the leaders of the USA, China, and Taiwan, warning that war between the US and China is quite likely as long as the US continues to interject itself into the China/ Taiwan standoff; and A C Gancarski praises Bruce Springsteen’s latest album, among other things for its echoes of Magnetic Fields’ song “Born on a Train” and Green Day’s “Wake Me When September Ends.”