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Simply buy this tee-shirt and wear it on the days you don’t masturbate.
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Simply buy this tee-shirt and wear it on the days you don’t masturbate.
Posted by CMStewart on February 6, 2009
https://losthunderlads.com/2009/02/06/jesus-will-help-you-stop-masturbating/
acilius
/ February 6, 2009I wonder if the people behind this are actually anti-religious types trying to make fundies look ridiculous. Then again, I wonder that quite often, and it rarely turns out to be so.
cymast
/ February 6, 2009Gee, I wonder why they don’t sell “EX” shirts with REAL sins on them:
EX-Thief
EX-Arsonist
EX-Child Molester
EX-Murderer
EX-Rapist
EX-Torturer
I guess being an “EX-Diva” or an “EX-Masturbator” is cuter, and therefore scores more Jesus points.
acilius
/ February 6, 2009Every time I see that heading I misread it as “Jesus, will you stop masturbating?” Where “Jesus” is an interjection, not a vocative.
You might trigger some external consequences with one of those other Tees.
I wonder why masturbation is so funny. If it’s really the moral equivalent of trimming your toenails, why is it impossible to look at the picture above without at least smiling? Either we’re all victims of some kind of repression, or there must be something important about it.
cymast
/ February 6, 2009“Jesus, will you stop masturbating?”
OK now I’m laughing out loud. Again.
Interjection or vocative- it’s all a riot!
Before I saw this pic, I may have thought the topic of masturbation was humorous, but I don’t recall a specific instance of finding it humorous. But I think this pic is hilarious. Maybe it’s funny the same way my naked cowboy tee-shirt is funny ??
acilius
/ February 6, 2009I’ve never seen your naked cowboy tee. Your descriptions of it always made it sound kind of serious.
cymast
/ February 6, 2009I would post a pic of it here, but I think that would violate something.
It’s serious and funny at the same time, IMO. I should wear it next time I visit you.
acilius
/ February 6, 2009It sounds interesting.