Human/ Banana Ripeness Chart

From thesneeze, a chart about aging.  This chart was posted on 3 October 2004.  Michael Fernandes did something very similar at a Nova Scotia gallery four years later, as I noted previously.   The posting on thesneeze includes lots of explanatory comments under the pictures, some of them funny, while Fernandes did not include explanatory text with his installation.  Also, Fernandes reversed the usual chronology of maturation and decay by setting out fresher bananas each day.    

Childhood

Childhood

Teenage years

Teenage years

20s

20s

30s-40s

30s-40s

50s-60s

50s-60s

Old Age

Old Age

Death

Death

Leonard Cohen’s Hallelujah

Leonard Cohen may have been Canada’s answer to Bob Dylan, and he may have a devoted following.  But he is not a cult figure.  Here’s proof:

 cohentology-sign

For some reason, Leonard Cohen’s Hallelujah has been playing in my head for the last few days.  So I’ll banish it from there to here.  To make sure it stays out, I’ll include five video performances from youtube.

Here’s the most popular youtube video of Cohen himself performing it:

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Dr Strangelove Dr Strangelove

Canadian artist Kristan Horton has imitated stills from DR STRANGELOVE using household objects.  The project has resulted in a book, Dr Strangelove Dr Strangelove.  The picture below is an example:

A big plane, like a 52- you should see it some time!

A big plane, like a 52- you should see it some time!

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Michael Fernandes, Banana Artist

I should have mentioned this in my notes on the latest issue of Funny Times, since I learned about it there.  Anyway, here’s the report from Chuck Shepherd’s News of the Weird:

Great Art!

Artist Michael Fernandes’ exhibit in Halifax, Nova Scotia, in June caused a commotion because it was merely a banana on a gallery’s window sill, and Fernandes had it priced at $2,500 (Cdn) (down from his original thought, $15,000). Actually, Fernandes changed bananas every day (eating the old one), placing progressively greener ones out to demonstrate the banana’s transitoriness. “We (humans) are also temporal, but we live as if we are not,” he wrote. Despite the steep price, two collectors placed holds on the “work,” requiring the gallery’s co-owner, Victoria Page, to get assurance from callers. “It’s a banana; you understand that it’s a banana?” [Globe and Mail (Toronto), 7-2-08]

The installation was the target of a crime when a “prankster” broke into the gallery and replaced the banana with an apple and a handwritten note.  Here‘s the gallery’s site devoted to the exhibition.  In 1992, Fernandes gave this interview and published it in a book of his.

Common / people

Possibly funny enough to wound or kill.

Common / people (YouTube)

Spoof of William Shatner’s Singing

Proving that nothing is so absurd as to be beyond satire:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMlIsaZqT-4