None of the good cartoons this time are pastable; the magazine’s website doesn’t even have the current cover up. But there are some good one-liners. From Jason Love’s column: “Remember that you are totally unique just like everyone else”; “The best part about gay men is that they aren’t always trying to prove that they’re not gay”; “Live each day like it’s your second-to-last. That way you can fall asleep at night”; and (recommended by Mrs Acilius) “Men are hit by lightning four times more often than women, proof that God is improving Her aim.”
Curmudgeon has a couple of good one-liners, too. Robert Benchley, told that drinking is “slow poison”: “So who’s in a hurry?” Homer Simpson’s toast: “Here’s to alcohol, the cause of- and solution to- all life’s problems.” Denis Leary: “I would never do crack. I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?”
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cymast
/ April 23, 2009The gay men one- I love that on several levels!
And A, weren’t you hit by lightning or something?
I tend to go for one-liners that will fit most any occasion, such as “You can do it!” or “Oh no, we suck again!” or “Foosball is for the Devil!” . . Pretty much any quote from THE WATERBOY.
acilius
/ April 24, 2009I thought you’d like the gay men one- I included that with you in mind.
I was struck by lightning in 1998. It wasn’t a severe strike, I regained consciousness in less than a second. But it did leave my hair standing on end.
“one-liners that will fit most any occasion” I know some people for whom the Homer Simpson line would fall into that category…
cymast
/ April 24, 2009Ha ha I knew you’d know I’d like the gay one. Thanks for thinking of me.
acilius
/ April 24, 2009You’re welcome! I knew you knew I’d know you’d like it, as I know you know.